Red Cross ads everywhere, busting my balls.

I mean, come on - The Verge is full of them! They are everywhere.

That awful red color of the cross is searing my retinas. I just cannot comfortably browse the site with all those Red Cross ads around. And what will my muslim friends think when they see them?

Please, The Verge. Stop this madness.

I have posted this in the Android Army because I'm convinced that most volunteers working for the Red Cross are actually androids.