The Apple it-would-never-happen fantasy thread!

I got nostalgic after reading a post about a T-Mobile Sidekick. That phone was downright Batman cool. It inspired me to just think about if Tim Cook got hooked on acid and watched some James Bond and Ninja Assassin before a business meeting.

Let's come up with some ridiculous nerd-gasm fantasy Apple products. For example, I'll kick it off with a hardware keyboard iPhone. Whether it be a Blackberry Q10-ish form factor running iOS 7 done up in Apple aluminum or a slim and sleek sidekick flip out screen also running iOS and clad in aluminum.

What do you guys got? Who cares how outlandish it is. I want to hear it! I hope to see some fancy photoshop work too.