Looking for a new PC

I'm looking for a new PC, what I need on it is:

- A DVD player

- Less than 800€

- Windows 8

- 11,6'' to 14'' display

- Widescreen

- Touchscreen

- HD or better screen

- Slimmest and lightest possible

- If also a tablet, perfect

- 3 gigahertz processor

- 4 gigabytes of RAM

- 500 gigabytes of memory

- Premium design

- Excelent keyboard and mouse

- USB and headphone ports

- Long lifetime