I kind of want Anthony Weiner to win
Now before the New Yorkers throttle me, just hear me out. The entire mayoral field there is pretty bland, think of your new mayor Carlos Danger as a crucible for the city that would be so awful that a much more capable candidate would arise next time.
And as a non New Yorker, it's much more entertaining for me, so think of people like me who don't have to witness the disaster up close and can just sit back and eat popcorn watching the show. Am I alone here? Do none of you New Yorkers want Danger?