Turn Off Comment Section?

Don't think this suggestion needs an explanation, with this whole fanboy shitstorm over Youtube and such the quality of comments has dropped lower still. Would rather not see them at all, kind of like how you guys did it back at Engadget when the great war of iOS/Android-fanboyism was fought and just removed all comments (and then later on made the comments switchable, which is what I'm proposing here)

Now you could say, why just not read them? Somehow I still end up reading them even when I don't really want to..