"I lasted 37 hours on Android"
Well, not me - this guy.
A self-confessed Apple fanboy describes how confusing options are, how opening the HTC One box is not "an experience unto itself" (unlike, say, the iPhone), how frustrating his experience with the HTC keyboard in comparison to his experience with the iPhone keyboard was (even though he had only used the HTC one for less than 37 hours and the iPhone one for five years) and how it lacked the "magic" that Apple products have. Also "black, utalitarian chargers" are apparently out, especially if you can't make a perfect circular shape with their cables.
Oh man - I thought they didn't write comedy like this anymore. Clearly I was wrong.
PS. He makes a good point in regards to support . But IMHO that's it. The rest is comedy gold.