Surface Event: Predictions

OBLIGATORY DEVICE EVENT PREDICTION THREAD

It's only six days until the Surface event (but hey, who's counting?), and there are a good number of rumors floating around, such as an RT mini and such, but what are your predictions, expectations, and fantasies of the Surface 2013 event? Do you plan on buying any of the second gen devices, and if so, which? I plan on buying the new RT as long as the price is below $500, if not, I think I'll buy the first gen Surface. Either way, I'm extremely excited for the event.