Stephen Colbert isn't happy with YouTube's upcoming comment section makeover. Colbert argued on his show last night that by tying a comment to its writer's Google+ account and highlighting only worthy discussions inside a video's comments, YouTube is committing an "unprecedented attack on free speech."
In jokey retaliation, he suggested his chanting army of viewers flood YouTube's comments with a block of typically spammish text.
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Google+'s chief architect took to his own service to laugh off the attack. "I'm sorry, Mr. Colbert, but I can't quite hear you over the sound of our spam filters," said Yonatan Zunger. "You're just going to have to try a little harder if you want to get millions of people to say identical, contentless things on the Internet."
Zunger's true to his word: the vast majority of Colbert-inspired comments are already flagged as spam, a day and a half after the show aired.