Get a Mac Commercial Ideas

Remember these snarky ass ads?

Of course you do.

(Third ad just made me realize that I've never had to reboot my MacBook for anything but some system updates every few months)

Considering the sorry state of Windows, I think it would be a little mean spirited of Apple to run these ads again . But if Apple were to reboot the Get a Mac series today, what would you want to see in them?