Caption Contest

Found this pic on a photography site, digitalcamera.jp, taken from CES.

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This desperately needs a caption contest. Come on theVerge readers, show me what you got.

Sailormoon: (Damn Mercury and Mars, tricked me into doing this!)

Guy on the right: (Where are you handsome tuxedo? My body is ready!)

Woman in the middle: "What am I seeing? I don't even..."