Let's Find Vladwick
If you don't know who Vladwick is, he's pretty much the best of the Verge's numerous parody Twitter accounts.
I AM USING MY IPAD FOR HANDS-ON PHOTOS— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) February 26, 2013
The official line is that no one knows who it is. Lets gather everything we know in one place.
Vladwick probably gets notifications whenever Vlad tweets. They can have a post mocking Vlad in under a minute after the original. This could also mean that Vlad is extremely self aware and is running the account himself.
Red-eyed avocado pic.twitter.com/0Wyv5FziBi— Vlad Savov (@vladsavov) January 1, 2014
BREAKFAST pic.twitter.com/FmsepQwpXy— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) January 1, 2014
I'm pretty sure its not run by Vlad because he mentioned once on the mobile show that he doesn't actually like carrots, and Vladwick is crazy for 'em.
NEED TO FIND CARROTS IN NEW YORK. YELPING HARD— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) September 8, 2012
Vladwick probably works for the Verge, the fans are dedicated, but that would be a lot of work to troll someone you don't work with. This stems from a deep seated need to troll.
I AM ATTRACTED TO PIXELS— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) May 20, 2013
Vladwick is from Manhattan.
RISE UP AND GIVE ME AN IOS ALARM CLOCK DEAR LORD.— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) August 9, 2013
Vladwick is probably using an android phone because you can spoof your location (or they have friend's/accomplices in Australia).
THE VLADWICK MYSTERY CONTINUES— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) August 9, 2013
It is safe to say that Vladwick is a photoshop expert. Truly talented and dangerous.
I AM THE INCREDIBLE HULK pic.twitter.com/C24Z7lbk— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) October 5, 2012
LOOK AT MY PRETTY FACE ON SNAPSEED. I AM SO SEXY. pic.twitter.com/JIm3j2rw— Vlad Savwick (@vladwick) December 6, 2012
This is what I've been able to dig up over the course of my armchair conspiracy theorizing. What have you been able to suss out? Beware, Vladwick is a genius troll, and will most likely show up in this thread to misdirect us.