Write me a "Welcome Back" Guide? I'll tip doge.

LET's WRiTE

Hey y'all. Haven't posted on The Verge since basically the forums launched but I'm back. Anyway, I'm buying a Retina iPad Mini within two or three weeks here as soon as my eBay/Paypal funds thaw and I need some direction. I haven't owned an iDevice since the iPod touch 2g and maybe ios 4, can't remember. So I'll tip 1000 doge to someone who writes me a guide on the best apps/accessories for all categories and maybe some smaller denominations to people who give general recommendations. This includes Jailbreak customization things and wallpapers/themes as well. I hope this post will be useful for all of us in the end!