Some Netflix customers may know the feeling: the time you just spent browsing the movie carousel was longer than the movie itself. But the real fun is in the journey, right? That's the logic behind the (fake) new Netflix plan highlighted by The Onion, which gives users the ability to browse movies endlessly for just $5 a month. "Netflix will add up to 1,000 additional movies that you've never heard of," The Onion says, and "the new plan will allow users to add titles to their queue that they will never watch."

Of course, if you're using Netflix through a major broadband provider, you might not be watching its movies for different reasons.