First word: dad. First love: Cheryl in Kindergarten. First job: pizza delivery. First designated major in college: liberal arts. First underage beer: Bud Light. First legal beer: Corona Light. First Facebook photo: deleted. First tweet: a link to that Facebook photo. First Vergecast: November 5th, 2011. First and last time we use "Firsts" as a format for Vergecast descriptions: today.

Today's lineup: Joshua Topolsky, David Pierce, and Dieter Bohn (Time zones)