Headphone volume warning dialog thread of unending hatred

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Please, I beg you. Stop. You do not know how loud the noises are coming out of whatever is plugged into my headphone jack (especially when that thing, such as my car headunit also has a volume control) to tell me it is too loud. Neither are you my mother. You pop up behind my lock screen when I'm trying to increase the volume which gives the impression the volume keys don't work. You don't even show in some apps when using the in app slider (Netflix). I hate you as much as a man could possibly hate a dialog box. Please, go away.

I am sure this is in response to some ruling for the safety of my wickle ears.