RIP Splinter

#RIPSplinter

It is with great sadness that I announce that Spinter, star of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, has been killed whilst searching for clues to a missing reporter in Sweden.

The incident happened on Monday 24th of March, when he was mistaken for an intruder by a Swedish family. Details are still being uncovered however the exterminator has declared the cause of death as 'Rat Trap' with no further investigations to me made.

Local Police have requested that relatives of Spliter be treated with extreme caution, and should not be approached, as they may have been exposed to radio active material and have a history of violence.

On Monday 31st of March at 13:00, fans of the hit children's TV show will be holding a 1 minute silence in respect to their fallen hero and we invite you to join them.

The incident has been reported by BBCNews earlier in the week.

¡Warning! Some viewers may find the images disturbing; especially Murophobics.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26764929