April Fools 2014 shit list: the Brandpocalypse
April Fools day used to be a Day For The People. Placing a whoopee cushion on your boss' seat. Decapitating the town statue. Putting toothpaste in Oreos. But that day is over.
The year is 2014. The world is a hellscape filled with the unimaginable smarm of PR suits and self-proclaimed social media mavens. Everything you ever loved has been chewed up, digested, excreted, and repackaged to sell you The Product.
The Product is you.
The world is coming to an end. Post the best of the worst and the worst of the worst in this thread.