Headlines

I'm getting a little tired of the uninformative headlines we're starting to see on The Verge:

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We're one step away from spam-blog-level "This secret ingredient makes you lose 35 pounds in a week!" headlines.

What's next?

"Find out the shocking truth about HeartBleed! 7 things you didn't know." linking to a 7-page slideshow?

Keep it classy.