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Comcast's ridiculous argument for buying Time Warner Cable

Comcast's ridiculous argument for buying Time Warner Cable

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Sit back, relax, and let your supportive and loving internet service provider, Comcast, take care of you. In a matter of moments, we will begin the acquisition of your eyeballs. Do not fear, the process is actually quite simple. You won't feel a thing. Just think of it more as a partnership between our innovative company and your beautiful eyes. It works out well for all parties involved; you will gain top-of-the-line 20/20 vision and we'll get to beam advertisements for Comcast properties straight into your brain.

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