Got a new monitor and The Verge is now ridiculous.

I just got a new screen, 1080p, and now the Verge just looks ridiculous. There's more white on the sides than content in the middle.

When in the heck is the responsiveness going to happen that Josh has been talking about for years now? It doesn't even need to be full on responsive, just do something to break out of that narrow column.. Just put a light texture on the background or something.