This week Warner Bros and director Zack Snyder revealed the name and poster for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, the sequel to Man of Steel starring Ben Affleck as Batman, Henry Cavill as Superman, and Jesse Eisenberg as a (perhaps not bald) Lex Luthor. The film isn't coming out until... wait, really? May 2016? That's a long time to wait for this fight. Thankfully, thanks to rigorous scientific research, we can give you a definitive answer to who would win right now.