Your Dream Tablet?

Hey guys,

while camp Android gets all the value and the freedom, camp Apple gets the nice hardware and accessories and camp Microsoft gets... well, legacy programs, there doesn't seem to be a tablet that has it all.

So I'm wondering, what's the tablet you'd buy instantly?

Here's my checklist, feel free to add yours:

- made of aluminium
- designed by Apple, HTC or Microsoft
- Windows 8 or Android
- 8 inch 4:3
- front firing stereo speakers (like the HTC One)
- SDHC and SIM Slots
- Full HD, 2 Gigs of Ram
- iPad Mini-esque Smart Cover
- stylus support

The closest I've come is the iPad Mini, obviously. Too bad it runs iOS.

Let's see your checklists!