Android THIS! Android THAT! Android THE OTHER! From smartphones to set-tops to our circulatory system, Google wants Android everywhere. This is the press conference that tells developers what to do once Android is, in fact, everywhere. Watch the keynote starting at Join Joshua Topolsky and Ross Miller (hello!) almost immediately* after the keynote (read the live blog) to break down what you should know, what you should be afraid of, and more!

* Give us, like, a few minutes to get settled and grab coffee. It's a long keynote, we'll need to stand up and stretch our legs.