Is The Verge losing its coolness? / Verge Updates

90 Seconds on the Verge kept me up to date with the top three news of the day in a very entertaining and fun way.
The format changed to only highlight one story but apparently keeping it 90s was uncomfortable, so 90 Seconds got cancelled.
Now there is "Verge Update".
Those updates tell you more about what actually happened instead of leaving everything out, so it fits into 90s.

That's alright, but why do those have to be so boring?

I loved the original 90 Seconds, not because they were 90s long, but because of the awesome, cool people of The Verge! So I would really enjoy if the Updates were a little more funny and personal...