It's arguable just how long you've been waiting for the new Grand Theft Auto V trailer. Rockstar Games only announced its existence a week ago, but really, it was impossible not to have seen this coming. Well, the countdown is over, trailer is live, and surprise, it's a casual golf simulator! Okay, it's not. The video doesn't reveal anything to the plot, but if you've played any GTA game by now, you'll learn everything you need to know: the mysterious protagonist (rumored to be one of many, but just his voice here) is a newcomer to a city not unlike Los Angeles, and at some point, there are various misdemeanors and felonies committed. See for yourself below!