What happened to Dieter? Well, it's a long story, one that's probably most easily summed up with a Men In Black analogy, if you get our drift. We're doing him a solid, though, sitting here rappin' about cash, pads, and what it's like to be the baws just like we know he would if he were around to The Verge Mobile Podcast.

Song: El Remolón - Riki Tiki (ZZK Records)