Do you like the smell of burnt rubber? Have you ever closed your eyes and seen your destiny acted out by microorganisms dancing across your cornea? How heavy are the feelings in your gut?
Life can be a doozy, or you can do life. I've chosen the latter. I make videos for The Verge.
There’s no way I could sound as cool as Sam. I don’t know why that guy has for breakfast every morning, but it must be whatever the swag-building equivalent of Muscle Milk is.
Yes! It is encoding on our video CDN right now. A few technical difficulties (Livestream crash around midnight and a phone number accidentally being displayed) made it require an quick edit, but it was still uploaded late last night and will be on the site soon.