Hi, we’re Microsoft. We listen to our customers. We know you think Windows 8 sucks. We understand. That’s why we’re releasing the great new upgrade to Windows 8, Windows 8.1. But that little “.1” is going to cost you. Yes, we know… even though Windows 8.1 is what Windows 8 should have been in the first place, we’re still going to charge you for it. Because we’re Microsoft.