And I wouldn’t want to engage in further speculation that people had, in fact, blamed the aliens in the comments, and that the aliens subsequently deleted those comments and edited this one on top of all that. Wouldn’t dream of it.
“Excuse me, could I talk to your manager? I need to return the robotic girlfriend I bought here yesterday. She’s … uh, she’s rejecting me.”
“Oh — yeah — you might have trouble getting that done, because that’s not a bug, it’s feature. The manufacturer wanted to make them as realistic as possible. By the way, if you’re trying to return her, then where is she?”
“Well … she wouldn’t come with me. I think she’s trying to find her own apartment right now.”
“Ah, wow, I don’t think I’ve seen that one before. They’re getting smarter. Did she happen to mention that she was making her own Bitcoins to do it?”