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PS3 menus are brutal, xbox is always fast for me. My mates play on PS3 and I point it out every time.

Your backward passes are because you’re terrible. You aim your pass and then let go of the direction before contact is made. My guess is you have sloppy old PS3 controllers and it registers the 180 of your direction because of the inertia after letting go of the stick.

Try playing with no pass assistance for a while, you’ll see your passes go where you aim on contact of the ball.

Wait… that wasn’t sarcastic? Mind.Blown.

You’re one of the “causers” — a name I’m dedicating to all those people posting whatever bullshit Eco-friendly, ABC, political article they’ve read recently. Congratulations, you can read. You’re educated. Guess what? I’m educated too. Yay, let’s dance in a little circle, nibble on each others’ ears, and whisper sweet nothings about how much better we are than the unwashed masses. But please, let’s not compare notes on the top 10 most intriguing things you’ve read in the paper this week.

I miss the narcissism on Facebook. You’re a human being, and there’s an 82% chance I’ve met you in real life and care about how you are. What you have done today. I miss the days when people’s FB walls were a carefully culled selection of moments, pictures, and thoughts unique to that person. Now it’s a stream of half rate news articles pedantically shoveled straight from your ass to my throat. Yes, it’s all very altruistic, but you aren’t impressing anybody. For fuck’s sake: let’s stop treating Facebook like a soapbox for raising human trafficking awareness, and get back to what you ate for breakfast.