About Esquire0399

Badass engineer, minus the badass. Slaying the undead in style since 1988.

Interests include spending entirely too much money on tech that I do not need, wasting time reading about tech that I plan to buy despite my total lack of need for it, zombies, listening to stereotypically hipster-esque music and far too much K-Pop (also Azealia Banks and Childish Gambino because reasons), forcing myself to play video games that I love, working hard to become an epically decent photographer, hunting the undead in my dreams, watching football (American) with my dad despite the fact that my team is consistently a massive disappointment, spending more time than I should thinking about clothes and fashion because I love clothes and fashion, being a completely ridiculous person at all times, singing constantly and fairly well, hanging out with the greatest people on Earth, being a total phone whore with absolutely no allegiances to any of the "Big 3," participating in other miscellaneous zombie-related activities, and routinely losing staring contests with the single most perfectly imperfect non-human ever to exist - my miniature schnauzer Rocky! Basically, I am excellent. :D

Love you all! Except you. -___-
Sean

website The Zombie Hunt. In Technicolor.