His Shadow

Well, we will be sure to get some blinking tags up in there, and maybe more banner ads and smarmy videos and did I mention ads?

Apple’s Evil.

I forgot a Stylewriter II and Laserwriter. Both served me for years.

Hoo. Some of these lists take me back.

Mac Classic II

Mac Color Classic

Performa 5200

PowerMac G3 266

Bondi Blue iMac 233

30 Gig 5th Gen iPod

iPhone 3G

13" Macbook Pro

iPhone 4

24" 2011 iMac

Niether are 40 articles on the latest HTC Whatsit Sunspot Christmas Bunting 6 but then that’s what we have Engadget.

It’s obviously some kind of intrinsic internet karmic balancing mechanism that what the Verge lacks in juvenile YouTube-esque comment trolls is more than compensated by the prattle of insufferably pretentious, obnoxious narcissists such as yourself. It simply wasn’t possible for you to illustrate your blinding ignorance of Apple and it’s supporters any more if you had claimed Apple writes all the apps for the developers and iOS was bought from Microsoft.

Thanks for saving me some typing regarding the Individual key flag.

No. No they are not. Apple made 75% of the mobile industries profits with a 9% phone share. Android is not a platform. Unless and til the Android OS has the homogeny of iOS, Androids gross sales don’t amount to any edge over Apple or the the iPhone. You can pretend that market share is the only thing that matters, but it obviously is a pointless metric with reards to cell phones.

Ha ha. No. There is no one phone that sells anywhere near what each iteration of the iPhone sells. But you go ahead with that quaint fantasy that there is such a thing as a single “Android” platform.

Spare us your facile explanations of Job’s nature.

Yeah. Woz doesn’t work at Apple. Hasn’t in 20 or more years. So he’s not even “from” Apple.

But don’t let that get in the way of your little hateraid speech about the assholes at Apple. Most of whome you know doubt couldn’t name without Googling it…

“Jobs was nothing but a market genius”.

No. Wrong. But if it’s not clear by now, it will never be clear.

Speaking of morons, my sentence incomplete.

If you honestly think Apple is the most successful company on the planet with 100+ billion in cash and nearly every other tech company in the world chasing it’s heels and copying Apple’s products, BECAUSE OF MARKETING you are too stupid to qualify as a moron.

Yes, Yes Yes, a thousand times Yes.

Never mind needing to be repeated, it may need to be beaten into some people, to wit:

If you honestly think Apple is the most successful company on the planet with 100+ billion in cash and nearly every other tech company in the world chasing it’s heels and copying Apple’s products, you are too stupid to qualify as a moron.

Yeah. How could the most important and successful technology company on the planet merit anything but an article year?