Hello there friends and acquaintances of the sort, I am Nathaniel Bradford Kelley and I am extraordinarily crazy. From the deepest pits of basement programming to the highest heavens of Silicon Valley I am a crazy programming, computer freak. Though that is how I advertise myself, you may be aware that I am also quite proficient at cooking, speaking and presenting, marketing, and analyzing (both in a historical and a philosophical perspective). Humble as I may quite obviously appear, it should be known that I have unprecedented skills and knowledge most fields of study, though that does not always correlate into my overall grades.