I have strong opinions about a lot of things. Most notably my controversial stance on the Puppies vs Kittens topic. Kittens are, of course, cuter than puppies. It's a fact. Though I do concede that puppies are indeed adorable, their rate of adorableness is much lower than that of a kittens. Kittens perform 212 acts of adorableness every day blowing away the performance of puppies who average around 40 acts, this of course taking into consideration the, shitting on and eating everything you hold dear, penalties. The recent surge of Corgi puppies has diminished my strong foundation on this stance due to their unheard of ability to focus cuteness into a deathray of "awwwws", but I hold firm in my assertions and challenge anyone to sway my iron-like confidence.