I could conceivably tolerate TouchWiz if it didn’t look like Samsung ate Gingerbread and drank a couple glowsticks and shat it all over stock Jelly Bean. I like some of the features in it; it’s nice having things like making a song from your music library your ringtone built into your ROM (on stock I have to install Handcent SMS to provide that functionality), but it just… It looks like ass. That’s the long and short of it. Ass.
I sure as hell don’t; where I do get 4G, it’s spotty, and when it drops, I have to wait a couple minutes (usually literally) for their 3G, or more likely, their 1xRTT service to pick up. And since when is the Bronx part of “the island”?