Shane Black – a celebrated director? What next? Justin Beiber – Hunted vigilante? Come on, Iron man 3 was a floating piece of turd in a river of nondescript bullshit. It had a meandering plot, overused witty dialogue, and an iron man suit which only knew how to keep falling in pieces. If watching a sandy haired surfer dude is your idea of the mandarin, then maybe you are easily pleased.