jasonxfri13th

Three hundred and seventy nine employees?
Are they trying to build the Titanic?

No one has been clear.

If you currently have unlimited 4g, will you get to keep it when you renew your contract?

I dread typing on most of the posted keyboards.

Once you go mechanical you can never go back.

I thought this movie was already released under a different name.

Please engulf my laptop in an ever-burning fire from the pits of hell itself!

Enjoy your resolution of 1024×768.

“I hate that color crap! It makes it look so colorful and real that it ditracts from the movie!”
“I hate that high definition crap! It looks so realistic that I can see the freckles and individual hairs!”
“I hate that 3D crap! It looks so 3D and gives me headaches!”
“I hate that 48fps crap! It looks so smooth and I can tell it’s a bunch of actors and props!”
“I hate that virtual reality simulator crap! I’m actually there, experiencing it for myself. Who the hell would want to do that? I want it to be obvious I’m stuck in real life and can’t do any of this awesome stuff.”

Who would want an 11 inch brick as a laptop.