Jordan started life as a fertilised egg in his mother’s womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone’s throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a one horse town with no name.
As a child he was much smaller and used to play pooh sticks on a bridge over troubled water, a lot of water has passed under the bridge since then.
Jordan avoids clichés like the plague "sometimes it’s just cliché after cliché after cliché, I’ve had it up to here with them, if you’ve heard one cliché you’ve heard them all and I’ve heard every cliché in the book, as far as I’m concerned there are no new clichés under the sun and you can quote me on that".
To fill up some spare time Jordan got a job in a fair ground for 2 years, he says "It was just a non stop roller coaster ride from start to finish". Jordan was eventually sacked from the fairground for riding the roller coaster non stop for 2 years.