The only downside is that they put one of those stupid fux1n6 Coke freesytle machines in for the concessions. I want to murder puppies whenever I see one of those blasted machines….
Coca-Cola R&D Guy:
“You know what would make this Coke better? If you made the physical act of getting the cup filled with carbonated poison as painful as possible.”
Coca-Cola Marketing Guy:
“It’ll only work if you could have your classic formula tainted with orange soda, diet coke & some undefinable blend of Powerade and iced tea.”
Coca-Cola CEO:
“Brilliant! Let’s make 100,000 of them & put them EVERYWHERE! What could the possible downside be?”
Me:
“Thanks for being a responsible corporate citizen Coke. I’ve been trying to ween myself off of your products for YEARS, and you’ve finally convinced me to stop buying the empty calories & horrific insulin spike your soft drinks provide over my lunch break!”
