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As trolled by 5by5's Dan Benjamin

Oct 12, 2012, 1:06 AM UTC|

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First they came for 5by5's Dan Benjamin and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Dan Benjamin.

Then they came for Vox Executive Producer Kyle Kramer, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Kyle Kramer.

Then they came for the rest of Vox studio, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a studio. That's silly. A studio is a room, not a human.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to host the show.

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