"Fantasy sports ball? Back in my day I used to hat trick all the hoops with my sportstick and one time I even tackled a guy and got an orange card for using my ankle in a fight. They threw me in the penalty corner for the fifth period and I had to miss the pseudofinal round of Pretzel Bowl XIVIV."
But seriously... you should check out Isaac's role as The Weather Man in SB Nation's Fantasy Football show Keepers — trust us, you physically can't miss him.
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