"If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / if you pardon, we will mend: / And, as I am an honest Puck, / If we have unearned luck / Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, / We will make amends ere long; / Else the Puck a liar call;"

Spoiler: no one dies, and it was all a dream.

Stories of the day:

• Microsoft to launch Surface at midnight on October 26th
• Windows Phone 8 launch event to be held in San Francisco on October 29th
• AT&T announces Nokia Lumia 920 exclusive, launches in November with Lumia 820
• One billion people now 'actively using' Facebook
• 'Gears of War' design director Cliff Bleszinski leaves Epic Games

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