The World According to David will be out in 2014, chronicling pretty much all the important things in the world, ever. Notable passages include "OMG you guys, this Twix bar is delicious!" and "I can really tell how Ke$ha is maturing as an artist since her debut album." In sixteen volumes, $599.99 in hardback.

Stories of the day:

• Google Maps for iPhone downloaded over ten million times in first 48 hours
• Nielsen teams up with Twitter to measure audience reach on social networks
• Instagram agreed to sell to Twitter for $525 million before choosing Facebook, says NYT
• NASA will crash two probes into the moon at nearly 4000 mph today