The main purpose of software is its functionality, we know, but sometimes it's difficult to remember that it's been written by a real live human being. Nowhere is that more apparent than on Screenshots of Despair, a Tumblr blog that collates examples of existential bleakness from some of the applications you use every day. It's a measure of how far we've come that sentences like "You have no history!" don't even make us stop to think twice.