Little known fact about Joshua Topolsky: he's really, really tall. So tall we should've filmed this in portrait. Okay, that might not the best way of introducing an episode, but we thought the world at large would like to know that all tripods required extra platforms to film today's episode. And the camera operators, too. Very well known fact about Ross Miller: I'm clearly filling up random nonsense in these descriptions, and this practice has been going on for some time now. The good news is, if you want actual entertainment and enlightenment, we have just the episode for you!

Stories of the day:

• Instagram 3.0 bets on location with Photo Map, adds infinite scrolling
• Apple pitching a set-top box to cable operators, reports WSJ
• Judge Koh asks Apple's attorneys if they're 'smoking crack'