90 Seconds on The Verge: Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Dan! Hey, Dan! Hey, new guy! How are you doing? Enjoying your first week? We're glad to hear... what's that? Hazing? No, we don't do hazing. That's uncouth. We're a civilized organization. But hey, since you're here, could you just stand on the 'x' for us. Yep, that's great. Actually, a little bit to the left. Perfect. Now stand up straight. Smile a little more, it makes you sound better. Happier. Act like you want to be here. (Hey Robbie, can we move that light a bit? There we go.) Okay, give us just one second... just focusing... okay, great! Alright, look at camera one and start with "Hey this is Dan..."

Stories of the day:

• AT&T responds predictably to FaceTime controversy, says claims of FCC violations are 'another knee jerk reaction'
• Nikon announces Android-powered Coolpix S800c, flagship P7700 compact
• T-Mobile adding unlimited data plans with no throttling on September 5th

Correction: We erroneously featured a different camera here, the P7700, instead of the S800c. Our apologies.

Missed yesterday's news? Watch more 90 Seconds on The Verge at 90so.tv — and now on iTunes, too!