Tell me where is fanboy bred.
Or in the heart or in the head?
How begot, how trollishèd?
It is engendered in replies,
With hazing fed, and comment dies
In the charging cradle where it lies.
Let us all ring fancy's knell
I'll begin it.-Ding, dong, notification alert.
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