"Your group makes its way to the entrance to the dark woods. Your elven archer is still poisoned and will soon require a special plant from the forest as an antidote. No one in your party knows exactly what plant."

"Can I leave the archer behind and sign with one of the top two soda companies as a creative director and spokesperson for a comfortable six figures annually."

[Checks book]

"You need to roll a six."

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• DreamWorks Animation's CEO offered $75 million for three more 'Breaking Bad' episodes
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Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video and production by Christian Mazza and Regina Dellea.