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Apple event, Amazon smartphone, and Netflix: 90 Seconds on The Verge

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Burger King covered in slime. Steve Ballmer wearing a diaper. Giant cockroaches in tuxedos. Everyone speaks spanish while 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin plays on repeat. The air thickens to a point where I cannot move. Ballmer closes in on me.

I really need to stop drink Mountain Dew before bed.

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Written by Nathan Cykiert and Ross Miller. Video and Production by John Lagomarsino and Regina Dellea.