Burger King covered in slime. Steve Ballmer wearing a diaper. Giant cockroaches in tuxedos. Everyone speaks spanish while 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin plays on repeat. The air thickens to a point where I cannot move. Ballmer closes in on me.
I really need to stop drink Mountain Dew before bed.
Stories of the day:
- Apple sends invitations to October 22nd event: 'we still have a lot to cover'
- HTC to make future Amazon phones, according to report
- Netflix announces psychological thriller from 'Damages' creators