"Where are my bowls? Does anyone know where my bowls are? Excuse me, but I'm looking for where my bowls are. Have you seen them?"
-A guy who doesn't know how to say wearables

Stories of the day:

• Adidas unveils $399 fitness smartwatch with GPS tracking and heart rate monitoring
• Nike announces new and more colorful Nike+ FuelBand SE
• Fitbit Force brings smartwatch features to a fitness tracker
• Apple said to be trimming iPhone 5C production while increasing 5S orders
• Tim Cook celebrates Cupertino's approval of Apple spaceship campus
• A child's recreation of 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' spawns two Hollywood films